I'm Sami. Piercing apprentice, body modification enthusiast. Animal rehabilitation volunteer. I like anything from the obvious to the obscure.
I'm infatuated with the circus, and have a serious case of permanent wanderlust.
In all actuality, that is my dream job, given that I want to be a sex therapist or sexuality educator.
However, he’s being a dick that I haven’t actually had sex.
Such a typical man. Sure. I want to study sex for a living, I have VAST experience in other physical measures, including kinks that most vanilla people don’t have, and have given advice to countless friends regarding penetration alone, but you’re so focused on that one orifice as the only symbolic idealization of sex that because I don’t actively participate in it, you don’t think I’m capable.
Fuck off and go read a book about foreplay.